with all my crooked heart.: Archive

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Try not to ruin the greatest night of my life,...

OH WAIT YOU ALREADY HAVE. FUCK.

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begin--again asked: EXACTLY. OMFG I CAN'T EVEN. i've seen them live twice and they kind of suck majorly but BEN IS PRETTTYYYYY

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begin--again asked: you probably won't get this but I'M GOING I'M GOING I'M GOING AS LONG AS I FIND TICKETS HOLY SHIT WE FOUND A ROOM AND SINCE MY FRIENDS SUCK MY ASSHOLE OF A FATHER STEPPED IN AND SAID HE'D DRIVE ME OH MY LORD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW EXCITED I AM I'M NOT SURE WHY I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BUT PROBABLY BECAUSE BRAND NEW. if you see me come say hi. i'm in a...

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begin--again asked: omg. yusss. i don't even like asking alexandria but ben bruce is just gorgeous so i reblogged that. and holy shit. yeah. okay. shutting up now. :P

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regardless of popular belief I am not drunk. Not really. I’m still helpful. Hannah is aweosme and stupid boys whould realize that IMMEDAITELY. I wish everyone could be with who they want to be with and I wish Rory Lacey would realize how good I am in bed.

Dec 31st

About to take a nap for a minute while Leah gets...

Eric is still crashed out upstairs, I slept for a couple of hours I’M TOTES REFRESHED NOT REALLY. I feel hungover from lack of sleep. I didn’t even drink much at all last night. I drank a little bit of Strawberry Hill, and let me tell you, I can’t summit Strawberry Hill either. Shit is cheap, but it does its fucking job. BRAND NEW TOMORROW OMG~ Yes, I’ll take as many...

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nooneeverknows asked: OH MY GOD THERE IS FANFICTION ON THE BRAND NEW TAG! I BLAME YOU FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

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If lurking was an olympic sport, I'd win all the...

that’s how good I am.

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I'm so mean to my ex.

Me: you never ask ME to Skype chat.
Jordan: you asked me for outfit ideas last time you called.
Me: I needed help, Jordan, leave me alone.
Jordan: you need friends with vaginas.
Me: girls are bitches. plus, you have good fashion sense.
Jordan: whatever. What do you want now?
Me: I wanted to tell you I love you.
Jordan: ... really?
Me: Yes, really. You're awesome. I miss you.
Jordan: honestly? (looks almost hopeful)
Me: Yup. You're a really good kisser, too. I miss your kisses.
Jordan: ... really? You're being serious?
Me: no. I need $40.
Jordan: (disconnects)